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its like i said in the first one .i get sent these all the time.

SCOTTISH WEDDING.
at a scottish wedding reception. the dj stood up and said "would all married men please stand beside the person who has made your life worth living"
the bartender was almost crushed to death....

SEX
condomns dont guarantee safe sex anymore .my buddy was wearing one when he was shot by the womens husband

NEW BOOK
a man walks into chapters and approaches the young lady asssistant and asks. "do you have the new book out for men with short penises??". she replies "im not sure its in yet". "thats the one , ill take a copy"

DRIVE BY
some guy broke into my place and stole not the tv ,but the remote. now he drives by and changes the channels .sick bastard.

SCAM
just got scammed out of $25 . bought tiger woods dvd video entitled "my favorite 18 holes".turns out it about golf. what an absolute waste of money.

LIFE
the meaning of life in 13 words."inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

EASYJET
paddy calls easy jet to book a flight . the attendant says "how many people will be flying with you?" paddy replies "i dont know its your bloody plane"

LANCE ARMSTRONG
i think its terrible and disgusting how people have been treating lance armstrong, especially after what he achieved. winning 7 tour de france races while on drugs. when i was on drugs i couldnt even find my f@^^%% bike

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I like them all........... :)


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those where good

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:rotflol

Luv the first one. :mrgreen:

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HAHA...Love the drive by one!

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